Old and frail Gary Templeton couldn’t wait for his wife to die, for Mary Templeton was a hideous old woman, the ugliest one ever to be born on this earth. Mrs Templeton never speaks, she hissed – in a high-piercing, ear-splitting shrill, soaring many octaves beyond acceptable human sound range, deafening enough to scare the dogs and other rodents; perhaps that explain why there were no cockroaches in the house, although several other neighbours have bitterly complained of such infestation.
But that was not always the case. Inconceivable as it may be, there was a time, more than half a century ago, during the war, when Mary was pretty and dainty. Gary was then a young soldier, attached with the army battalion, and hurled into the thick hostilities of land combat. But in an odd twist of fate, he unceremoniously broke his ankle when he clumsily fell into an open ditch. This happened when he took an unannounced evening stroll across the war-torn plains without his superior’s consent. So, not only was he absent from real combat for many months thereafter – of which many comrades were injured or died – he was also given a harsh corporal’s warning for disobeying camp directives.
It was in the makeshift army clinic where he met Mary, then a rookie ward sister. As with everyone else of the same age at that time, Mary had enlisted with the War State Enrolled Nurse Programme. It was in the line of staff nursing duties where tales of adventures and romance were spun, or so she was made to believe by many of her impressionable friends. It was just as good, for there were no other men in the village at time of war - even if there were - the ones that stayed behind were physically disabled, hence they were rejected from the line of duty, or they were just plain no-hopers who were unworthy to bed with.
To say that Gary and Mary fell in love would be quite contentiously debatable. They were young and physically pleasing. And as Gary had checked in early, there was no one else in the ward, for no one else has yet to suffer the casualties of war. Quite frankly, there was no other male presence for Mary to compare. It was plainly a case of first sight first choice, establishes Mary to a friend at a Tupperware party many decades later. By the time the other men were moved into the ward, Mary and Gary had by then warmed up to each other - combined with the many gossips about them by the other nurses - leaving them with an assumed notion that they were made for each other. Gary, for one, didn’t mind, for he found Mary attractive in her crisp white nurses’ uniform.
But not so these days; the face that Mary once had was no longer visible, covered by layers and folds of fat and other unsightly bodily deposits. Gary did ponder ever so often whether the young Mary was in fact in there somewhere, imprisoned by the thick coating of horrible grubby flesh. Perhaps he could, if he wish, save her from her bodily cage by sawing off those coagulated fleshy chunks from her face, neck, arms, stomach, thighs and almost everywhere else imaginable. But then he thought, it was probably not worth the trouble, because the Mary that he once knew probably no longer exist, replaced by this obnoxious hissing thing, who does nothing but hiss the whole day: she hissed at him the first thing she got up from bed, as if the hissing replaced the good morning greeting; she hissed when she huffed up to go to the toilet; she hissed at the glorious morning sun; she hissed at cat; in fact Gary believed his wife has started to hissed at inanimate objects, for ever so often he found her hissing at furniture that got in her way.
But one fine day, Mary did die. She took her daily hot soak in the tub - which over the years no longer fitted her as her buttocks was no longer able to fully enter the tub, by which then she had to tilt herself to her side to submerge – when her aortic valve burst, causing a heart attack. Gary found her, an hour later, slumped in the tub, when no hissing sound was heard in the house. Gary did not inquire of anything, nor did the doctor say anything, apart from the casual remark that Mary really shouldn’t have soaked herself in the hot tub for so long, especially during the sweltering summer heat.
For the weeks thereafter, Gary felt happy, as if his house has been cleansed of the evil spirit that had haunted it previously. He heard the happy birds chirping, a glorious sound that he has since forgotten, for even the sound of the twittering bird were drowned by his late wife’s hissing. He was pleased that he could watch a television programme without interruptions- before this either the hissing sounds cut him from the dialogue, or his physically monstrous wife blocked his view when she slowly walks past the television set, which occurs at short intervals of two minutes or so.
But then, before Gary could fully enjoy his wife’s departure after waiting for so long, he too suddenly died. This happened within a week and a half from Mary’s death. Gary slept one night and just never woke up. During the wake, many people who attended commented on how Gary could not bear to live without Mary, and what a loving couple they were, that even God could not bear to see them live part. The people felt happy for them, read meaningful verses and sang beautiful hymns for the departed couple.
At the Gates of Heaven, the beleaguered Gary waited in line. Upon reaching his turn at the pearly gates, St. Peter announced to Gary that he will be reunited with his wife, this time for all eternity - a gift from God to couples on earth who stay faithful, loyal and devoted to each other. As the Angels of Heaven blared their horns in jubilation, and bright rays of white light beamed across the skies, Gary’s head swirled and turned, as he thought of the fate that befall upon him. The last he remembered was slumping to the ground, amidst the surprised Angels.
But that was not always the case. Inconceivable as it may be, there was a time, more than half a century ago, during the war, when Mary was pretty and dainty. Gary was then a young soldier, attached with the army battalion, and hurled into the thick hostilities of land combat. But in an odd twist of fate, he unceremoniously broke his ankle when he clumsily fell into an open ditch. This happened when he took an unannounced evening stroll across the war-torn plains without his superior’s consent. So, not only was he absent from real combat for many months thereafter – of which many comrades were injured or died – he was also given a harsh corporal’s warning for disobeying camp directives.
It was in the makeshift army clinic where he met Mary, then a rookie ward sister. As with everyone else of the same age at that time, Mary had enlisted with the War State Enrolled Nurse Programme. It was in the line of staff nursing duties where tales of adventures and romance were spun, or so she was made to believe by many of her impressionable friends. It was just as good, for there were no other men in the village at time of war - even if there were - the ones that stayed behind were physically disabled, hence they were rejected from the line of duty, or they were just plain no-hopers who were unworthy to bed with.
To say that Gary and Mary fell in love would be quite contentiously debatable. They were young and physically pleasing. And as Gary had checked in early, there was no one else in the ward, for no one else has yet to suffer the casualties of war. Quite frankly, there was no other male presence for Mary to compare. It was plainly a case of first sight first choice, establishes Mary to a friend at a Tupperware party many decades later. By the time the other men were moved into the ward, Mary and Gary had by then warmed up to each other - combined with the many gossips about them by the other nurses - leaving them with an assumed notion that they were made for each other. Gary, for one, didn’t mind, for he found Mary attractive in her crisp white nurses’ uniform.
But not so these days; the face that Mary once had was no longer visible, covered by layers and folds of fat and other unsightly bodily deposits. Gary did ponder ever so often whether the young Mary was in fact in there somewhere, imprisoned by the thick coating of horrible grubby flesh. Perhaps he could, if he wish, save her from her bodily cage by sawing off those coagulated fleshy chunks from her face, neck, arms, stomach, thighs and almost everywhere else imaginable. But then he thought, it was probably not worth the trouble, because the Mary that he once knew probably no longer exist, replaced by this obnoxious hissing thing, who does nothing but hiss the whole day: she hissed at him the first thing she got up from bed, as if the hissing replaced the good morning greeting; she hissed when she huffed up to go to the toilet; she hissed at the glorious morning sun; she hissed at cat; in fact Gary believed his wife has started to hissed at inanimate objects, for ever so often he found her hissing at furniture that got in her way.
But one fine day, Mary did die. She took her daily hot soak in the tub - which over the years no longer fitted her as her buttocks was no longer able to fully enter the tub, by which then she had to tilt herself to her side to submerge – when her aortic valve burst, causing a heart attack. Gary found her, an hour later, slumped in the tub, when no hissing sound was heard in the house. Gary did not inquire of anything, nor did the doctor say anything, apart from the casual remark that Mary really shouldn’t have soaked herself in the hot tub for so long, especially during the sweltering summer heat.
For the weeks thereafter, Gary felt happy, as if his house has been cleansed of the evil spirit that had haunted it previously. He heard the happy birds chirping, a glorious sound that he has since forgotten, for even the sound of the twittering bird were drowned by his late wife’s hissing. He was pleased that he could watch a television programme without interruptions- before this either the hissing sounds cut him from the dialogue, or his physically monstrous wife blocked his view when she slowly walks past the television set, which occurs at short intervals of two minutes or so.
But then, before Gary could fully enjoy his wife’s departure after waiting for so long, he too suddenly died. This happened within a week and a half from Mary’s death. Gary slept one night and just never woke up. During the wake, many people who attended commented on how Gary could not bear to live without Mary, and what a loving couple they were, that even God could not bear to see them live part. The people felt happy for them, read meaningful verses and sang beautiful hymns for the departed couple.
At the Gates of Heaven, the beleaguered Gary waited in line. Upon reaching his turn at the pearly gates, St. Peter announced to Gary that he will be reunited with his wife, this time for all eternity - a gift from God to couples on earth who stay faithful, loyal and devoted to each other. As the Angels of Heaven blared their horns in jubilation, and bright rays of white light beamed across the skies, Gary’s head swirled and turned, as he thought of the fate that befall upon him. The last he remembered was slumping to the ground, amidst the surprised Angels.
